Don’t You Just Love the Pterodactyl Petting Zoo?

Teen #1, disappointed: Yo, she took me to the museum yesterday.
Teen #2: Whoa! This guy goes to museums! Which one?
Teen #1: Not the art one, the other one.
Teen #2: (puzzled silence)
Teen #1: There was like mad prehistoric animals and a big‐ass whale and shit.
Teen #2: Oh…the zoo!

–6 Train