Man singing “My Girl”: White girl — talking ’bout whiiite girl! Yeah, you! If I could, I would take you home right now and give you some Kool‐Aid!
–2 train
Old guy playing chess: I can’t drink orange juice anymore. It makes my eyes sweat.
–Bleecker & Thompson
Overheard by: fancypants
Woman on cell: Just drink cranberry juice. It cures everything.
–Starbucks, Astor Pl
Overheard by: Brian
Man on cell: I don’t think somebody would put poison in milk…
–Union Square
Overheard by: SixthFloorGirls
Woman on cell: My cabbie just handed me a can of Coors. What the fuck?
–Harlem
Overheard by: Ladle
Outraged eight‐year old boy: They didn’t have any fucking chocolate milk! I was so pissed off!
–76th & West End
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
