Sex kitten on cell: … Body shots with hot, Brazilian, bi girls? Check.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: McN.
Man on cell: … And now she likes girls, so what am I supposed to do?
–86th & 3rd
Overheard by: Karolyn
NYU broad: I figure I’ve got three more years before it’s not experimenting anymore… Of course I let him fuck me. If I didn’t, it’d just be like fucking a girl!
–NYU Silver Center
Guy on cell: I’m telling you, she slept with someone else in my bed… It was another woman… Well, she said it didn’t count.
–Outside Circus Bar, 43rd & 8th
Overheard by: tommy z
Teen boy recounting a fight at a school dance: … And so I told them, ‘Niggas better not fight, or my hand will be bisexual tonight, and I will slap you bitches!’
–J train
Hot chick on cell: How are we not millionaires with all our combined knowledge of meatotomy, Vegas, and bisexuality?
–Harlem
Overheard by: McNasty