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Fake Trees Grow Completely Differently

Girl #1: Yeah, I think those are real trees. Otherwise, I don’t think they would grow like that.
Girl #2: Yeah, I think you’re right.

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: Alison Kiczek

  • Posted on October 25, 2014
  • Bryant Park, Girls, Idiots, Stupidity, Talking/Convos
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