Few Rockettes Look Like Steve Buscemi

Middle-aged male: I knew a Rockette once -not on a real personal basis, but we knew each other.
Friend: Oh, really?
Middle-aged male: Yeah… Well anyway, she got hit by a bus. She’s doin’ alright now but I mean, she’s not a Rockette anymore.

–Outside Radio City Music Hall

Overheard by: alicia rose