Fireman, telling a story about a female fire fighter: She’s one tough woman.
Retired cop: All firemen are tough women.

–Bar, Staten Island
Headline by: Max North 

· “And Don’t Even Get me Started on Lifeguards…Bunch of Pussies.” — Lindsey
· “Does This Hose Make my Ass Look Big?” — Bones
· “Don’t Get Him Started on Meter Maids…” — colin
· “Firefighters Are From Venus, Cops Are From Jersey” — Hunter North
· “It Makes For an Interesting Calendar” — travis
· “That’s How the Poles Stay so Smooth” — Syd O’Banion
· “They All Refused Anesthesia During the Sex Change Operation” — Johnny D
· “Which Does Much to Explain the Low Salaries” — Jenina
· “You Should See His Burnt Doll Collection” — Matthew
· “You’ll Never Be the Man Your Mother Was.” — Paul

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