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For Christmas She Wants Tickle-Me-to-Death Elmo

Little girl: Christmas is next!
Mother: No, first is Halloween, then Thanksgiving, and then Christmas.
Little girl: And then we die!

–Tea Lounge, Park Slope

  • Posted on September 30, 2006
  • Death, Holidays, Kids, Moms, Parents, Restaurants & Cafes
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