Girl on cell: I’m pretty sure Cheez Doodles® not falling out of the vending machine is a sign of the apocalypse.
–63rd & Madison
Overheard by: Gabby
Dude: Would anyone like some cheese?! I have some cheese in my pocket!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Javi
Crazy hobo: If Bloomberg wants cream cheese, I’m damn well not payin’ for it!
–E train, 59th St
Overheard by: dubyaMD
Suit on cell: If you stopped eating macaroni and cheese, your couch cushions wouldn’t be flat.
–70th St & Colonial Rd, Bay Ridge, Brookyn
Overheard by: Steve
Kid on overcrowded bus: Daddy, it smells like butt cheese!
–125th St
Overheard by: I totally did
Fat black lady, running: I want some cheesecake!
–Times Square
