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Gravitional Pull is an Involuntary Process

Guy #1: Dude, I hate fat chicks that are stuck up.
Guy #2: Yeah, it’s like, “Bitch, act your weight.”

–Office, 48th & 6th

  • Posted on March 14, 2016
  • Etiquette, Fat People, Fitness, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Street
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