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Hate is a Strong Word, Wednesday One-liners
Mom: I’d hate to drop dead of a heart attack, but I’d rather it be at Six Flags.
–W train
Posted on
March 8, 2026
Health and Hygiene
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Moms
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On the Subway
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Subway stations, platforms, etc.
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