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Haven't You Been Issued a Copy Of the Revised Constitution?

Cop: You gotta keep moving.
Vagrant: But it's free…it's a free…
Cop: No. It ain't.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Jason Scott

  • Posted on October 25, 2021
  • Comebacks, Cops, Hobos, Homeless, Only in New York, Penn Station
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