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He Didn’t Just Use a Spoon?

Woman #1: He ate that shit like a crab. Like crab salad. Tossed it. All that.
Woman #2: Damn!

–F train, between East Broadway & Delancey

  • Posted on February 10, 2007
  • Food, On the Subway, Vomit, Women
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