He Was Lying on a Nearby Rooftop in a Black Ski Mask

Ghetto girl #1: Girl, was he there when you got shot in the ass?
Ghetto girl #2: No!
Ghetto girl #1: Well, was he there when you got shot in the leg?
Ghetto girl #2: No.

–28th & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Wasn’t there either