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He Won’t Even Shop at Banana Republic

Son: Dad, you want my banana?
Dad: Hell, no, I don’t want your banana! That don’t even sound right!

–M9 bus, Ave B

Overheard by: JennPee

  • Posted on May 31, 2015
  • Dads, Food, Kids, On the Bus
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