Help Me David Blaine, You’re My Only Hope

A guy and girl approach a sleeping David Blaine in his bubble.

Security guard: Hands of the glass, sir.
Guy: It’s okay, it’s okay…I just wanna talk to him.
Guy and girl, putting both hands on glass: WAKE UP DAVID BLAINE!
Security guard: Exit! Exit!

–Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Natasha Blank