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I Can, I Just Can’t Get Them to Pay

Girl: That Susan’s such a whore.
Guy: Yeah, but wouldn’t you be?
Girl: What?
Guy: You know, hypothetically, if you could get people to sleep with you.

–11th & C

  • Posted on October 21, 2006
  • Friends, Insults, Nicknames & name calling, Sex, Union Square and East Village
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