Mom to kid making weird sound: Stop it! That’s how you don’t make friends!
–Grocery Store
Overheard by: beth
Street guy: Yeah man, I remember you now! Sometimes it’s hard separating friends from people.
–West 46th St.
Overheard by: JGL
Drunk guy talking to cop about his drunk friend hiding behind a lightpost: Can you see him? Can you see my friend, fucker? Damn straight you can’t, he’s got his camouflage on bitch.
–1St & 1St
Overheard by: Erik & Sam
Girl on cell: I don’t even have friends!
–14th & 8th Ave
Overheard by: trix b
Hipster girl: I have a friend who went down on a cab driver…Actually, I have two friends who have gone down on cab drivers!
–Upper West Side
Asian nerd #1 to Asian nerd #2: You are by far the most powerful Jew I’ve ever befriended.
–Columbia Campus
Overheard by: double take
