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I Have Not Had My Coffee Yet

Little old man: Hello, sir, you look like a millionaire!
Young thug: I’ll stab you in your fucking eyeball…

–McDonald’s, 34th St

Overheard by: kathy iandoli

  • Posted on April 3, 2015
  • Body Parts, Money & Class, Old People, Restaurants & Cafes, Stab, Thugs
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