I Need a Proposal That Comes in a Serious Park, or from a Non-Pedophile

Girl: I can’t believe you took me to Bryant Park to propose to me!
Boy: But I want to marry you!
Girl: And you got down on one knee and what did you expect me to say?
Boy: That you will marry me?
Girl: But I can’t marry you — you sleep with boys!

–B train, 42nd St