I Really Hope the Word “Home” Was at the End of That

Queer #1: You did such a good job of shaving my balls!
Queer #2: You’re going to have to do mine again — they’re all spiky again.
Queer #1: O-M-G — I’ll have to do it as soon as we get home so we have enough time to bang before your parents come!

–Central Park

Overheard by: brunette teen