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I Wonder Who He Voted For?

A driver almost runs over a kid.

Driver: Look at the light! Look at the light!
Kid: Look at the street!
Driver: Go back to Russia, you fuck!

–Bensonhurst

  • Posted on July 18, 2014
  • Assholes, Brooklyn, Cars and Driving, Kids
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