If He Stabbed Her That Would Be the Perfect Punchline

Black girl: Did you put butter on that bagel?…That’s too damn fast to be any good. Hey, hey, don’t use that knife, it has egg on it and I do not eat eggs!
Deli guy: This is not eggs. This is cheese.
Black girl: And so what is your point?

–LA cafe, 23rd & 5th