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If I Had to Guess? Two Hits of Mary Jane and a Dozen Donuts

Thin woman: I’m on a hundred and eighty milligrams of meth right now!
Portly man: Oh, man, if only I knew what I was on.

–E 11th St

  • Posted on December 9, 2007
  • Drugs, Fat People, Skinny People, Union Square and East Village
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