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If R. Kelly Wrote Nursery Rhymes

Girl #1: I'm gonna pee on you.
Girl #2: I peed on someone before.
Girl #3: Golden showers bring May flowers.

–34th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Robert Wood

  • Posted on May 21, 2015
  • Girls, Kink, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Pee
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