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If Woody Allen Were a Hobo

Lady: How are you doing tonight?
Hobo: I'm miserable. You know I'm homeless?

–54th St & Lexington Ave

Overheard by: Seth

  • Posted on February 22, 2009
  • Comebacks, Hobos, Homeless, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Questions, Women
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