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I’ll Take 36 Inches of Rice, Please

Woman: How’s the paella?
Waitress: It’s good. It comes with clams and the whole nine yards.

–Panchito’s, Macdougal St.

  • Posted on December 29, 2014
  • Customers, Ethnic Food, Manhattan, Restaurants & Cafes, Waitresses
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