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I’m Not Hearing a ‘No’

Dude: Bitch, you’re one hot bitch.
Girl: Did you just call me a bitch?
Dude: Wanna have sex?
Girl: I would, but I have to walk in this direction now.

–Central Park

  • Posted on February 17, 2023
  • Central Park, Nicknames & name calling, Pick-up Lines, Sex, Strangers
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