I’m Pretty Sure I’ve Seen Bono in Ripped Jeans. Just Saying.

Mom to daughter, taking out ripped jeans: Rosemary, the people in Ireland will be thinking, “what is she doing wearing ripped jeans?“
Daughter: Mom, I’m sure that people in Ireland wear ripped jeans.
Mom: Yeah, poor people.

–Laundry Room, W 116th St