In Twenty Years, the Only Music That Will Offend Parents Will Be Show Tunes

Girl, singing: Take me on! I’ll be gone, in a day or twooo!
Mother: I couldn’t stand that crap when it was released. Now you’re screaming it in my ear? I’d rather hear that shit they play nowadays, even if it’s disgusting and perverted. Why can’t you sing that?

–M96 bus

Overheard by: Treesha