Barmaid: I’ll never feel lonely as long as someone, somewhere wants to stick it up my butt. Knowing that helps me sleep at night. Yes, sir, so long as I know that someone still wants to put it in my poop chute, I’m one happy camper.
–E Houston St
Woman to man: Just stick your dick in his ass. That’ll make him happy.
–Bleecker St
Overheard by: Jillian C
White girl on cell: And he put it in my ass and I was like, “Nuh-uh, nigga.”
–12th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Scott
Restaurant patron: So you’ll take a dick up the ass, but you won’t have that operation?
–Florent Restaurant, Gansevoort St
Yuppie: Can we not talk about anal sex at the opera?
–Met performance, Great Lawn, Central Park
Overheard by: @$#%!
Girlfriend to boyfriend: For every one you hit, you can put it in my ass.
–Batting cages, West Side
Overheard by: The King Adrock
Guy on cell: …and the next thing I know, I’m getting fucked up the ass with Chapstick for lube. …No, cherry! …I know!
–49th St
Overheard by: Manhattman
