It’s Always Magic in the Beginning

Dude: I was assuming this isn’t a date, but do you want me to buy your ticket anyway?
Chick: Oh, well I was assuming this was a date so I didn’t bring any money with me!
Dude: Okay, well I’ll just go ahead and buy this second one then.

–Regal Union Square Cinemas

Overheard by: Greg Rutter