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I’ve Been Trying to Help Lucky Get to the Cereal Bowl for Years

Info booth lady: I only have this map — it’s really not very helpful at all.
Tourist: Great! Thank you! This is exactly what I need!

–N train

  • Posted on July 5, 2007
  • Assholes, Directions, On the Subway, Tourism, Tourists, Vendors & Street Performers
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