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JDate Just Crashed

Hobo: Hey baby, will you marry me? Wanna get married?
Girl: No thanks.
Hobo: Will if you won’t marry me, will you at least go on a date?
Girl: I guess I’d be paying.

–Astor Place

  • Posted on September 10, 2014
  • Hobos, Manhattan, Marriage, Money & Class, Sex & Relationships, Union Square and East Village
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