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Kitten: Does Anybody Care That I’m Part Siamese?

Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten!
Mother: Name him Cletus.
Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.

–Nokia Theatre

  • Posted on February 16, 2016
  • Gay Man's Best Friend, Kids, Moms, Names, Times Square
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