Lick This and Tell Me It’s Not Delicious

Thug #1: What is that?
Thug #2 with safe‐sex gift bag: One of them dental dams.
Thug #3: What’s it taste like?
Thug #2, licking it: Mmm.
Thug #3 takes it, licks it: Mmm.
Thug #1: I swear, I need to leave you in the ghetto. Damn, can’t even take you niggas out to eat!

–Uptown 1 train 

Overheard by: Can’t help you there