Guy: You don’t understand – it doesn’t have to be well‐written, there doesn’t need to be a good plot… It’s *porn*!
Woman: No, you’re missing my point. If the plot, writing, and characters don’t matter, why have them at all? Why not just the sex?
Guy: Oh… That’s a really good question, actually.
Woman: But all the inefficient parts are still there, so there’s obviously a market value for them.
Guy: Only that they keep me from feeling like a total perv.
–Broad St & Beaver
