Look, Do You Want Me to Teach You How to Spot a Prostitute or What?

Suit #1: Whoa! Check out that hooker.
Suit #2: That’s not a hooker, that’s a dancer.
Suit #1, laughing: How can you tell the difference?
Nearby woman: That’s just rude. That girl isn’t a prostitute.
Suit #1: Who the hell are you, her mother?

–53rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Bella