Dad to four‐year‐old son: Hey, don’t touch that! Don’t pick up things off the ground here. I just saw a mouse.
Four‐year‐old son: You saw a mouse! You are so lucky! I always wanted to see one of those!
Dad, sighing: You don’t want to see them, they are dirty.
Son: You’re so lucky. Wow! A mouse.
–8th Ave & 14th St
Overheard by: Must not be from the village