Dude: Oh, great. Now I can be the asshole with a unibrow.
Denny’s
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: aimc
Dude: Oh, great. Now I can be the asshole with a unibrow.
Denny’s
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: aimc
Nurse: Wow! That’s quite some rash you have there.
Patient: Yeah, I feel like a used condom.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: devulgari
Teacher explaining colonization: It all started with rubbers!
Maine
Overheard by: vampire hunter
