Lady on cell: So, I don’t know if I should get a coffee table or a dog…
–Stanton & Essex
Woman, about her dog: No, no one ever asks me if he’s ugly. I think he’s the most beautiful dog in the world. In fact, he looks exactly like Humphrey Bogart!
–25th & 7th
Asian chick on cell: … Haha, yeah… Well, I hope so! I mean, I had to sell my dog for it…
–107th & Broadway
Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze
Hipster girl to another: We should mate your dog with my cat.
–Hanover Square & Water St
Guy in puffy coat to NYU student: Hey, you — you wanna buy a puppy? [Opens coat revealing puppy.] It’s cheap.
Overheard by: The Meganator