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Mom’s a Reluctant Convert to Heterosexuality

Little boy: But Mom, what is my penis for?
Mom: I told you, if you have questions about that stuff, ask Daddy — not Mommy!

–Central Park South

Overheard by: L.L.

  • Posted on May 31, 2007
  • Central Park, Kids, Moms, Questions
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