Most People Take a Limo There

Woman: Does this bus go to the Garden?
Bus driver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madison Square Garden.
Woman: Not that Garden; Olive Garden!

–M104 bus

Overheard by: Suzanne Cerquone

Girl #1: I heard there’s this restaurant that charges $500 for a plate.
Girl #2: Damn what they serving, human?

–Olive Garden, Times Square

Overheard by: Kyle