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Mr. Kent, Are You Not in Fact the Man of Steal?
Man on phone: I didn’t steal it, I
took
it! I don’t steal!
–Avenue of the Americas
Overheard by: Kit
Posted on
March 20, 2016
Guys
,
Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
,
On Cell
,
One-liners
,
Thievery
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