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Mumbling in Public Like That

Woman: I gave you my heart and you shitted on me!
Man: (mumbles almost inaudibly)
Woman: Come upstairs and stop causing a scene!

–Stoop, Ridgewood

Overheard by: Um…

  • Posted on March 7, 2010
  • Love, Men, Queens, Relationships, Women
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