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My Body and I Don't Even Speak

Woman: You gotta eat just the whites. When bodybuilders eat five eggs, they eat just the whites.
Man: I'm not a bodybuilder.

–28th & 5th

  • Posted on May 13, 2010
  • Diet/Weight, Fitness, Food, Men, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Women
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