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…National Security Secrets!

Five-year-old: Wipe!
60-year-old father: What for?
Five-year-old: Daddy, I need a wipe! Now! I think I spilled!

–60th St

  • Posted on September 23, 2014
  • Cleanliness, Dads, Kids, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Offers and requests, Parents
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