Ghetto wannabe #1: Yo' rhymes are so lame it's like you took the cosine.
Ghetto wannabe #2: You so poor you go fishin' for dimes.
--Woodhaven, Queens
Overheard by: drendar
Headline by: Against Marj
Runners-Up:
· "Bill and Hillary Prepare for Next Year's Video Music Awards" - DoubleJ
· "Cosine? Like from Nigganometry?" - Big Larry
· "E = MC Hammer Squared" - Christina
· "M.C. Tangent and D.J. Non-Sequitur." - SandmanEsq
· "My rhymes are so hype I can divide by zero, Burnin' down the ghetto like my name is Nero" - mk
· "Whitey got no algorithm" - Charlie
· "Why Pythagorus never got sined." - Julie Baber
· "Yo' so dumb you only know pi to 3.14159" - arielle
