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Never Accept Invitations to Meet Dead Puppies, Dear Reader

Boy: So, do you wanna come up and meet the puppy?
Girl: Ohmigod! Like, a live one?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Oh my god, I looove the live ones!

–54th St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Alyssa

  • Posted on July 13, 2015
  • Boys, Girls, Man's Best Friend, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Offers and requests, Stupidity
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