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No — Much Nicer Than That!

Drunk girl: My sister is coming! You have to be nice to her!
Guy: Yeah, sure… Who are you, again?

–Attorney & Houston

Overheard by: tj

  • Posted on July 12, 2020
  • Drunks, Etiquette, Lower East Side
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