Nothing Comes Between Me and My Revulsion

Hip Hop girl #1: Yeah, they’re tight, but they make me look good in a mirror.
Hip Hop girl #2: Uh huh.
Hip Hop girl #1: And I like the camel toe. 

–22nd & 6th

Queer: My pants are so tight they’re soundproof! 

–Bleecker & West 11th

Overheard by: Justin